This is an archive of the Valentine's Day cards that were randomly given in Issue 5 of the UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE Newsletter. There were a total of 44 different cards with different rarities/chances of appearing. Some of the more common ones were also available to see on the website version of the newsletter, but others seemed to be e-mail exclusive. The rarities denoted on each image tells you how likely you were to receive it.
Special thanks to Celeste for showing me the Elnina & Lanino card and to @dessbian for collecting image links. The original spreadsheet version I put together can be found here.
Update 2024-03-09: Changed layout to be easier to navigate. Use CTRL+F to search by character, specific text, card rarity, card number, etc.
| Card | Sender | Text | Link |
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#1 - Sans 1 (SR) | dear recipient give this card to your mom dear recipient's mom give this card to your mom |
01-sans-1-sr |
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#2 - Sans 2 (N) | ... huh? it's valentines? ... and you're all alone with without a single date? ... heh, you're joking, right? ... no dates, huh. you're serious. ... well, don't worry. I got you covered. (He puts his hand in yours...) (... you are left holding a fistful of wrinkly fruits) |
01-sans-2-n |
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#3 - Sans 3 (R) | huh? what day did you say it was? |
03-sans-3-r |
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#4 - Spamton 1 (N) | TO MY DEAR [belov3d] [$#&*!]!! [$#&*!]!! [$#&*!]!! THEY SAY THE WAY TO A [MansHeart] IS THROUGH [hiss stomach]. THEY SAY THE WAY TO A [WomansHeart] IS THROUGH [hiss stomach]. WELL [Let me in!!!] [Let me in!!!] PLEASE!!! THEY'RE [Killing me] OUT HERE!! THEY'RE DROWNING ME IN [insulating foam] |
04-spamton-1-n |
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#5 - Spamton 2 (R) | TO THE [ ], THAT [curs3d] MY , WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR [credit card numbers] WITHOUT TELLING ME!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!! |
05-spamton-2-r |
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#6 - Spamton 3 (N) | [Dear mommy and daddy], [I love you very much!] I HAVE ATTACHED [Leaked military documents from the BlamThunder Forums] TO THE [love you very much]! IF YOU [ever want to see your son again] PLEASE [check out the enclosed instruction book] LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs |
06-spamton-3-n |
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#7 - Ralsei 1 (N) | I just want to tell you, I think you're a wonderfully special person. I'm not sure if you're the type of person that only likes to have one Valentine, but... I hope you have a special day with lots of love! |
07-ralsei-1-n |
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#8 - Ralsei 2 (N) | Dear Susie, I'm really happy you enjoyed my Valentine's card with the candy attached. But, maybe you don't need to eat all of the other ones, to check if they're food? THERYRE FOOD Stop moving my hand when I'm writinSUSIE DA BEST???? |
08-ralsei-2-n |
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#9 - Ralsei 3 (R) | Dear Lancer, This is not a Valentine. It is a secret note I'm showing to you as I'm writing it. Can you please tell Susie to stop rolling up all of the Valentines paper into a giant tube and then trying to get me to pretend to "smoke" it? I would really appreciate your assistance on this. And please stop bashfully pointing at this and yelling "is that for me?" If you get Susie's attention then she'll come over here and |
09-ralsei-3-r |
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#10 - Ralsei 4 (R) | Dear Valentine, I wrote you some more Valentines, but they're up on the shelf. If... If you have trouble reaching them... then... |
10-ralsei-4-r |
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#11 - Lancer 1 (N) | Dear Valentino or Valentina, Your car smells like toothpastes. You must be a real pro at washing your mouth. |
11-lancer-1-n |
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#12 - Lancer 2 (N) | Dear Valentino or Valentina, Take my spades, please! They're better than hearts because they have handles. |
12-lancer-2-n |
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#13 - Lancer 3 (R) | Ho ho, Who is this Lancer? it sounds like he would be a great Valentine... Unfortunately, he's taken! By me! Ho ho! Lovely boy! Ho ho ho... |
13-lancer-3-r |
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#14 - Toriel 1 (N) | Dear Valentine, You are as sweet as butterscotch! Or, cinnamon, if you are allergic to butterscotch. Sincerely, Toriel. |
14-toriel-1-n |
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#15 - Toriel 2 (N) | Dear Valentine, Why was the fork so excited? Because it had valent tines! I heard that joke and I just thought it was so funny. Sincerely, Toriel. |
15-toriel-2-n |
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#16 - Toriel 3 (R) | Dear Valentine, Did you hear about the brave Prince, who worked up the courage... to give a letter to his dearest? It was a valiant time! I do hope you found this amusing. Sincerely, Toriel. |
16-toriel-3-r |
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#17 - Toriel 4 (R) | Dear Valentine, Did you hear about the lovers' contest, In the second month of the year? It was the balance time. I do hope you found this amusing. Sincerely, Toriel. |
17-toriel-4-r |
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#18 - Berdly 1 (N) | Dear Potential Lover, I have attached an IQ test. Solve this, and you'll have passed the first step to becoming my Valentine... Fail, and you'll once again lose ELO and drop down the power rankings. I expect everyone to try harder this year. And NO colluding to cheat the system this time. |
18-berdly-1-n |
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#19 - Berdly 2 (R) | Dear Fellow Scholar, I regret to inform you that you your test results (or lack thereof) were not sufficient to become my Valentine this year. However, I would like to inform you that, you still have a chance for late admission. Depending on our, shall we say, extracurricular romance, I may be willing to overlook your marks. Please send over your resumes ASAP. Your new lover will be waiting... |
19-berdly-2-r |
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#20 - Noelle 1 (N) | Happy Holidays from the Holidays!!! |
20-noelle-1-n |
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#21 - Papyrus 1 (N) | DEAR VALENTINE, IF I KEPT YOU IN MY SHED I WOULD FEED YOU CAT FOOD INSTEAD OF DOG FOOD! |
21-papyrus-1-n |
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#22 - Papyrus 2 (N) | DEAR VALENTINE, IF YOU SEE SANS, PLEASE TELL HIM TO TAKE DOWN THE HEART-SHAPED BALLOON STUCK IN THE CORNER OF THE HOUSE FROM LAST YEAR!!! A DOG KEEPS GETTING TIED UP IN IT AND BECOMING A FLOATING 100 POINT HAZARD!!! |
22-papyrus-2-n |
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#23 - Papyrus 3 (N) | DEAR VALENTINE, I READ YOUR LETTER! I UNDERSTAND... YOU ARE CHALLENGING ME TO SEE WHO THE BEST VALENTINE IS!!! WELL, I WON'T LOSE!!! MEET ME OUTSIDE AS SOON AS YOU READ THIS! AND TELL SANS TO BRING THE RED FRILLY CONSTRUCTION PAPER!! |
23-papyrus-3-n |
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#24 - Jockington 1 (R) | Dear, Valentine, Tennis Ball |
24-jockington-1-r |
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#25 - Mettaton 1 (N) | To whom it may concern, You are receiving this letter because MTT noticed you did not write me a Valentine this year. If you're stuck, I've enclosed a personalized card just for you to use. Take your time. MTT is accepting Valentines submissions all year... darling. Love, Mettaton. |
25-mettaton-1-n |
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#26 - Burgerpants 1 (R) | My boss is insane. He writes a response by hand to every single one of his fans that sends him a Valentine. ... and guess who has to deliver all of those? I hate Valentine's Day. |
26-burgerpants-1-r |
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#27 - Burgerpants 2 (R) | Let's be real. Valentines is just a cynical invention to trick hot people into buying chocolate and greeting cards. The only good part? Watching them all get exploited. Seeing them having to buy in. Hearing them fight each other because their partner didn't "do enough" for a fake day. ... Just makes you laugh how stupid everyone else is, doesn't it? ... That... isn't a card for me, is it? |
27-burgerpants-2-r |
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#28 - Hathy 1 (N) | (Shoot you with hearts) |
28-hathy-1-n |
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#29 - Undyne 1 (N) | Dear Valentine, NGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! That two ton heart-shaped boulder in front of your door is from me! ... What? It's blocking the way? Wait!! Give me ten minutes!! I'll punch a heart-shaped hole in it for you!!! |
29-undyne-1-n |
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#30 - Undyne 2 (N) | Dear Valentine, Are those other Valentines bothering you? I'll rip 'em!! I'll shred 'em!! And I'll make you an even bigger Valentine with the scraps!! |
30-undyne-2-n |
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#31 - Queen 1 (N) | Running Valentimes.EXE |
31-queen-1-n |
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#32 - Queen 2 (N) | Happy Valentine's As A Special Gift On Our Romantic Drive I Will Move The Car At A Rate 50% More Likely For You To Survive |
32-queen-2-n |
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#33 - Queen 3 (N) | Happy Valentine's Day To My Ex I Have Unblocked You |
33-queen-3-n |
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#34 - Alphys 1 (N) | Don't think this is a Valentine or anything, but... You know, I just think you're neat! Unless, it's weirder that it's not a Valentine? It's, you know, it's whichever one is most appropriate. Eheh. |
34-alphys-1-n |
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#35 - Alphys 2 (N) | (It's an anonymous letter) I don't know how to say this, but you're... really cool! ... So, a response isn't necessary, but if you do want to watch my AMVs, I put a QR code on the back... |
35-alphys-2-n |
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#36 - Alphys 3 (N) | Why was the fork, chemically excitable? Because it had valent tines! |
36-alphys-3-n |
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#37 - Jevil 1 (SR) | UEE HEE HEE! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HEART-SHOWING GAME? THEN, FIRST... LET ME SHOW MY SPADES, MY CLUBS, MY DIAMONDS...! |
37-jevil-1-sr |
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#38 - Grillby 1 (SSR) | ... |
38-grillby-1-ssr |
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#39 - Unknown 1 (SSSSSSSR) | (It's a strange letter. It's more or less completely illegible...) But, if you squint your eyes, and, you squint your heart... For some reason, you feel like you could udnerstand it) WELL, HAPPY NEW YEAR! OR, WAS IT THE OLD YEAR. WELL, IN ANY CASE, HOW IS DELTA RUNE? AS YOU ARE WAITING PATIENTLY, THE TIME IS GOING AROUND. THERE WAS EVEN A RUMOR OF "VALENTINE'S DAY". HOW ABSURD. EVERY DAY IS A DAY OF LOVE, IF ONLY YOU BELIEVE IT SO. DO YOU BELIEVE IT SO? ... SO, THE PURPOSE OF THE MESSAGE. I WANT TO HELP! YES, THERE WAS SOMEONE I WANTED TO HELP. ... I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN WHO... YES, IT'S QUITE IRONIC, BUT I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN. WAS IT MYSELF? NO... WELL, PERHAPS. REGARDLESS, WHEN I SEE THEM, I'M CERTAIN I WILL KNOW IT STRAIGHT AWAY. I NEVER FORGET SOMEONE I DON'T REMEMBER. WILL YOU HELP ME? ... ... YOU ARE VERY ODD, RESPONDING OUT LOUD TO A LETTER. BUT, YOU SEEM RELIABLE. I WILL BE COUNTING ON YOU. NOW, PUT ON YOUR COAT AND WASH YOUR FACE! OR, PUT ON YOUR FACE AND WASH YOUR COAT. NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER. OR, IN ANY ORDER AT ALL. GOOD BY! (There was a sound like something walking away And, the letter was gone.) |
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#40 - Lanino & Elnina 1 (SSSR) | Dear Lanino, and no one else, Dear Elnina, and no one else, Let's give this card to someone else |
40-laninoelnina-1-sssr |
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#41 - Rouxls 1 (SSSR) | So, like, Someth of these othereth Valentinest Sendres Art kind of... Hotte With It. Art they like... Single? |
41-rouxls-1-sssr |
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#42 - Rouxls 2 (N) | Deareth Queene (Giveth to Queene If Not Queen) Thou art the mosteth Faireste Maidene in all the Cyber Lande. Please taketh me as thine Valentine's Lackeye. (Note: I Don'te Remembereth what thou looketh like so I'm givingest this to Anyone) |
42-rouxls-2-n |
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#43 - Rouxls 3 (N) | See-eth if thou can solveth THIS puzzle, Valentine! "Thou + Me = ___" ((* You start to draw a heart in the blank.)) What? No. Stop. Stop, no, it's not that Easye. STOP!!! |
43-rouxls-3-n |
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#44 - Rouxls 4 (R) | So. Thou may have seeneth, this SEEMINGLY EASYE Valentinest Puzzle going Arounde. "Thou + Me = __" Well, thou see-eth. The solution, ISN'T to draweth a heart in the Blanke, It ACTUALLY. FORMES. A new. SENTENCE. With the Lettres. "Me Hot." Meaninge, thou findeth me, Attractive. The "u", is a Remaindre. Of the Addition Processe. |
44-rouxls-4-r |
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